monday funday

Ugh. Does anyone else on Mondays feel like "man I don't wanna be here!" and the day drags and you don't get anything done and you think "I wish the weekend never ended!" LOL and you just want to go home and go back to bed, or at the very least lay your head on your desk and you're all "god work sucks" and you try to remember the weekend and you go "when will this day end?" and you remind yourself that you just have to get through it and you watch the clock tick by and every 5 minutes you're like "god it's only been 5 minutes!" all day long!!!! LOL.

I've found that I really dislike Mondays. I always have, and I guess I was just wondering if anyone else experienced this phenomenon. I've decided to call it the "Monday Blues" because it happens on Mondays and I get totally "blue" or "depressed"! Ugh!

LOL!

tell me more? IMMEDIATELY!

Yes, Travelocity, this totally isn't retarded. Philadelphia's practically a hop, skip and a jump from New York. And it saves me $38!! You are a genius, Travelocity! Thank you so much for this wonderfully convenient alternate route!

lentil soup

Looks like a bowl full of ticks. Delicioso.

Also, let's hear it for Friday, am I right?

crisis averted and stuff...

... but all i can think about is how many thousands of dollars in products were thrown out at airports yesterday.

your television will explode

Homeboy and my own personal Jesus, William Shatner, is getting worked over by Lisa Lampanelli live on television August 20th. Okay maybe not live. And maybe it's not exactly what that sounds like.

Bring some buns and ketchup or whatever condiments you may find pleasing to the palate, someone's getting roasted!

You have two weeks to brush up on your Shatner, so get cracking.

Star Trek is obvious. Many people aren't aware of his most brilliant achievement: TekWar. The book, the show, the movies, all good, and all absolutely necessary if you want to live a long and healthy life.

how many times did i watch rocky horror picture show this week?

At last count, 6.