your television will explode

Homeboy and my own personal Jesus, William Shatner, is getting worked over by Lisa Lampanelli live on television August 20th. Okay maybe not live. And maybe it's not exactly what that sounds like.

Bring some buns and ketchup or whatever condiments you may find pleasing to the palate, someone's getting roasted!

You have two weeks to brush up on your Shatner, so get cracking.

Star Trek is obvious. Many people aren't aware of his most brilliant achievement: TekWar. The book, the show, the movies, all good, and all absolutely necessary if you want to live a long and healthy life.