now let's cleanse the palate

Do not open your test booklet until I have said to begin. Read all instructions thoroughly. You have thirty minutes to complete the test. You will have a five-minute warning when twenty-five minutes have passed. You must immediately stop working and put your pencil down when I say time is up. BEGIN:

Compare and contrast:
1)
Jack Black attends the LA premiere of his new film Nacho Libre Monday, ducks out of the theatre after the lights go down, to get back to his "lovin's."
Tom Cruise takes off seven days after the birth of his daughter to promote Mission: Impossible III. Oh, but on his third day away, he skipped a press conference to shop for the kid!

2)
Denise Richards, fresh from a whirlwind European getaway with new love Richie Sambora and without her two daughters, whores it up with the Pussycat Dolls in Vegas.
Charlie Sheen, the same night, attends the Butterfly Ball, a fund-raising event for a nonprofit that helps the homeless.

Open question:
What do you think of these two?